As anyone who keeps up with the latest technology knows: picking the right smart phone determines if your employer will or won’t fire you from your job, whether or not you’ll die alone, and if you go to heaven or hell.
The bottom line is that this is the most important decision you will ever make. Put that abortion on the backburner and focus.
Lets talk design. The Galaxy S6 boasts a sleek, modern design over its predecessor:
It matches literally any outfit you would wear to a bar, and fits in well in a landscape riddled with human transport tubes and flying cars.
The S6 Edge, on the other hand, is a more aggressive classical look:
The phone comes with an optional bamboo sheath and is hand-welded into the pommel. Perfectly balanced, it is designed to be held to the head with the cord-woven handle for a smooth transition to decapitation or kata.
Functionally speaking, the phones are identical. They have the same high quality Samsung screen, camera, and Android operating system.
As far as durability goes, the S6 will lack water resistance to the disappointment of diehard fans of the S5. In exchange, however, more high quality materials are used on the phone chassis. Aluminum rather than plastic, and folded steel on the Edge 6.
Both versions of the S6 can take a drop or two, and if necessary the Edge 6 can split logs if you’re wandering the misty mountains of rural Japan as a rōnin.
While the S6 is in every way an upgrade on previous iterations of the Galaxy, Samsung has still not addressed the user complaint that the phone does not mow their lawns and watch their children at the park. This shows lackluster appreciation of end-user feedback.
Another strike against the new phones is that they do not proofread social media posts for inanity, poor spelling, or hypocrisy.
Both phones can be used as phones, but Samsung has considered removing this feature for the S7 depending on how well it is received on the new S6s.
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